Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquidform, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable
for  use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour
himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink,
and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and
just a good old- fashioned 'st iff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,
there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

One man comes to the Communist party office and is asking to be enrolled into the Comminust Party.

When asked if he smokes, the man answers "Yes".

"Real Communist don't smoke. Quit smoking and come back in 3 month" - he gets a reply back.

The man leaves the office, quites smoking and comes back in 3 month.

"Do you drink?" they ask him, and the man answers "Yes".

"Real Communist don't drink. Quit drinking and come back in 3 month" - he gets a reply back.

The man leaves the office, quites drinking and comes back in 3 month.

Q: What was the nationality of Adam and Eve?
A: Russian, of course. Why else would they think they're in Paradise when they were homeless, naked, and just had one apple for both of them?

Grant me the serenity
To accept the things
I cannot change
The courage to change
The Things I cannot accept
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today
Because they pissed me off and
Also, help me to be careful
Of the toes I tep on today as they
May be connected to the ass
That I might have to kiss tomorrow