One man comes to the Communist party office and is asking to be enrolled into the Comminust Party.

When asked if he smokes, the man answers "Yes".

"Real Communist don't smoke. Quit smoking and come back in 3 month" - he gets a reply back.

The man leaves the office, quites smoking and comes back in 3 month.

"Do you drink?" they ask him, and the man answers "Yes".

"Real Communist don't drink. Quit drinking and come back in 3 month" - he gets a reply back.

The man leaves the office, quites drinking and comes back in 3 month.

"Do you cheat on your wife?" they ask him again, and the man answers "Yes" - again.

"Real Communist don't ever cheat on their wives. Stop doing it and come back in 3 month" - he gets a reply back.

The man leaves the office, stops cheating on his wife for 3 month and comes back again.

"Do you smoke?" - they ask him. The man answers "No". "Do you drink?" - they ask him. The man answers "No". "Do you cheat?" - they ask him 3rd time. The man answers "No".

"Are you ready to sacrifice your life for the and Communist goverment and the Communist party?" they question him.

"Of course" - the man replies - "Who needs a life like that!!!"