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Hot super model 2010

Sat, 14 Aug 2010 09:06:54 -0400

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I love you but not in the right place and right areas

Sat, 07 Aug 2010 03:04:14 -0400

Love it's very good sign for people like us but if Love in the wrong place wrong area that it's not nice at all here is the example Looking for love in the wrong place

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Wed, 04 Aug 2010 06:42:01 -0400

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protect the earth

Wed, 04 Aug 2010 06:40:43 -0400

hospital ambulance service in Haiti's

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 06:15:39 -0400

Health care in Haiti is second to none, this new hospital ambulance service is built to deal with major medical issues in a timely fashion. The ambulance can handle many hurt people at one time and transport to nearest hospital. Haiti life flight coming soon

New business sperm bank in Tokyo

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 14:03:34 -0400

Content:

Smart brain Tokyo Japan let pretty nurses use there hand to make man have sperm.

Pretty nurses ready to help you here

When beautiful women drink too much

Sat, 03 Jul 2010 07:18:43 -0400

Content:

So what weird things happen after a beautiful woman drinks too much and passes out? You might be shocked, photos reveal the truth behinds claims of being violated

Dear friend.

I have photo to prove what you do last night after you drink too much

Here the missing of missile, we alredy found it

Sat, 03 Jul 2010 07:00:20 -0400

Now we know where we can find a missing missile, it's away with somebody motorbike.

Granny goes to court

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:39:03 -0400

Pfizer Announcement

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:17:19 -0400

Content:

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquidform, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable
for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour
himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink,
and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and
just a good old- fashioned 'st iff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,
there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Microsoft Support in India

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:35:06 -0400

Communist party life

Mon, 05 Sep 2005 08:43:21 -0400

Content:

One man comes to the Communist party office and is asking to be enrolled into the Comminust Party.

When asked if he smokes, the man answers "Yes".

"Real Communist don't smoke. Quit smoking and come back in 3 month" - he gets a reply back.

The man leaves the office, quites smoking and comes back in 3 month.

"Do you drink?" they ask him, and the man answers "Yes".

"Real Communist don't drink. Quit drinking and come back in 3 month" - he gets a reply back.

The man leaves the office, quites drinking and comes back in 3 month.

Adam and Eve

Mon, 05 Sep 2005 08:22:37 -0400

Content:

Q: What was the nationality of Adam and Eve?
A: Russian, of course. Why else would they think they're in Paradise when they were homeless, naked, and just had one apple for both of them?

The serenity prayer

Mon, 05 Sep 2005 08:14:48 -0400

Content:

Grant me the serenity
To accept the things
I cannot change
The courage to change
The Things I cannot accept
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today
Because they pissed me off and
Also, help me to be careful
Of the toes I tep on today as they
May be connected to the ass
That I might have to kiss tomorrow

Prayer at Work

Mon, 05 Sep 2005 08:14:02 -0400

Content:

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodiesof those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have
to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays

And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!