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Granny goes to court

4 votes

Living in the '02 era

Content:

You know you're living in the 02's when:

1. You have 5 passwords, but can only remember one.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail your buddy who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not
have e-mail
addresses.

6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in
a business manner.

7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a "9" to
get an outside line.

2 votes

Your Mamma...

Content:

your momma so fat that when she goes to the bathroom she needs 10 toilets to cover one cheek

Your Mamma...

Content:

An oldy but goody . . .
Your mamma's so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!

Dog with no legs

Content:

Guy carrying a small dog under his arm walks into a bar, sits down, and
orders a drink. When the bartender brings him the drink, the guy senses that
the bartender looks rather puzzled, so he asks:

"What is it?"

"It's your dog... I couldn't help noticing... he's got no legs.
Do you mind if I ask what happened to him?"

"Nothing `happened' to him... he was born that way."

"Poor thing... cute little guy though. Has he got a name?"

"Naw, I didn't give him a name..."

"Why not?"

You Know It's Time To Diet When....

Content:

You Know It's Time To Diet When....

* You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives
you 22 more years to live.

* You dance and it makes the band skip.

* You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.

* You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.

* You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton
for your picture.

* You could sell shade.

* Your blood type is Ragu.

* Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

Shipwreck

Content:

American, French and Russian men survive a shipwreck and end up on a deserted island. They became friends and daily pray to God for help and miracle happens - God appears and offers each of them one wish.
An American guy says: "I would like to have 2 million in cash and be in Las Vegas". God grants him the wish and the guy disappears.
A French guy says: "I would like to be back in Paris in a very upscale restaurant with a beautiful lady". God grants him the wish and the guy disappears.
A Russian guy says: "Well, I think I would like to have a bottle of vodka, some chaser and my friends back..."

2 votes

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