One man comes to the Communist party office and is asking to be enrolled into the Comminust Party.

When asked if he smokes, the man answers "Yes".

"Real Communist don't smoke. Quit smoking and come back in 3 month" - he gets a reply back.

The man leaves the office, quites smoking and comes back in 3 month.

"Do you drink?" they ask him, and the man answers "Yes".

"Real Communist don't drink. Quit drinking and come back in 3 month" - he gets a reply back.

The man leaves the office, quites drinking and comes back in 3 month.

Q: What was the nationality of Adam and Eve?
A: Russian, of course. Why else would they think they're in Paradise when they were homeless, naked, and just had one apple for both of them?

One day the President was out jogging without his guards. All of a sudden a man with a ski mask jumped out from behind with a gun and shouted - "Give me all your money - NOW!!"

Unwilling to do so, the President said, "You can't do this, I'm the President!"

The man thought for a second and then replied - "Oh, never mind then. Give me MY money!"

Q: Is it true that under communist people could order food by phone?
A: Yes, but the delivery was by TV.

Here it is, the one and only interview in which W. candidly shares his views about dating. (In case you were wondering, I didn't make this up. The interview is based on real answers given by George W. Bush in a number of interviews over the years. I simply pulled together everything that related to dating and added some questions.) The full text of the interview is available at http://www.datigator.com/gossip_corner.php?&topic=220&city_filter=Any&search_query=

ME: Mr. President, thank you for taking the time to give an interview to datigator.com. For those of us are still undecided as to how we should vote in the election, it would be very helpful to get your views on Internet dating. But before we get started, let me ask you a more general question: If you were to sum up your presidency in three sentences, what would you say? In other words, what were the highlights?

A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat and was for distribution of all wealth. She felt deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican which she expressed openly.

One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to higher taxes on the rich & more welfare programs. In the middle of her heartfelt diatribe based upon the lectures she had from her far left professors at her school, he stopped her and asked her point blank, how she was doing in school.

A number of people were asked if they would ever have sex with Bill Clinton

2% said "yes"
3% said "no"
95% said "never again"

http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/99/Jan/alert.html

When Stalin and Churchill met at the Yalta Conference, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people told about me"
Stalin said: "Yes, I have a similar hobby. I collect people who told jokes about me"