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Chicken Dinner

Chicken Dinner

By gummybear at 2005-09-04 14:28 | All/Uncategorized | Funny images | login or register to post comments | email to a friend | 516 reads | vote 3 votes

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By Kevin01 at 2010-08-04 10:42 | All/Uncategorized | login or register to post comments | email to a friend | 47 reads | vote not rated

hospital ambulance service in Haiti's

hospital ambulance service in Haiti&#039;s

Health care in Haiti is second to none, this new hospital ambulance service is built to deal with major medical issues in a timely fashion. The ambulance can handle many hurt people at one time and transport to nearest hospital. Haiti life flight coming soon

By oddly at 2010-07-27 10:15 | All/Uncategorized | Funny images | login or register to post comments | email to a friend | 60 reads | vote not rated

Granny goes to court

Granny goes to court
By Anonymous at 2008-04-05 00:39 | All/Uncategorized | login or register to post comments | email to a friend | 1064 reads | vote 4 votes

Living in the '02 era


You know you're living in the 02's when:

1. You have 5 passwords, but can only remember one.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail your buddy who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not
have e-mail
addresses.

6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in
a business manner.

7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a "9" to
get an outside line.

By rt314se at 2005-09-04 17:25 | All/Uncategorized | login or register to post comments | email to a friend | read more | 177 reads | vote 2 votes

Your Mamma...


your momma so fat that when she goes to the bathroom she needs 10 toilets to cover one cheek

By Ashley at 2005-09-04 17:24 | All/Uncategorized | login or register to post comments | email to a friend | read more | 173 reads | vote not rated

Your Mamma...


An oldy but goody . . .
Your mamma's so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!

By Anonymous at 2005-09-04 17:22 | All/Uncategorized | login or register to post comments | email to a friend | read more | 161 reads | vote not rated

Dog with no legs


Guy carrying a small dog under his arm walks into a bar, sits down, and
orders a drink. When the bartender brings him the drink, the guy senses that
the bartender looks rather puzzled, so he asks:

"What is it?"

"It's your dog... I couldn't help noticing... he's got no legs.
Do you mind if I ask what happened to him?"

"Nothing `happened' to him... he was born that way."

"Poor thing... cute little guy though. Has he got a name?"

"Naw, I didn't give him a name..."

"Why not?"

By Anonymous at 2005-09-04 17:18 | All/Uncategorized | login or register to post comments | email to a friend | read more | 222 reads | vote not rated

You Know It's Time To Diet When....


You Know It's Time To Diet When....

* You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives
you 22 more years to live.

* You dance and it makes the band skip.

* You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.

* You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.

* You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton
for your picture.

* You could sell shade.

* Your blood type is Ragu.

* Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

By Anonymous at 2005-09-04 15:54 | All/Uncategorized | login or register to post comments | email to a friend | read more | 197 reads | vote not rated

Shipwreck


American, French and Russian men survive a shipwreck and end up on a deserted island. They became friends and daily pray to God for help and miracle happens - God appears and offers each of them one wish.
An American guy says: "I would like to have 2 million in cash and be in Las Vegas". God grants him the wish and the guy disappears.
A French guy says: "I would like to be back in Paris in a very upscale restaurant with a beautiful lady". God grants him the wish and the guy disappears.
A Russian guy says: "Well, I think I would like to have a bottle of vodka, some chaser and my friends back..."
By admin at 2005-09-04 15:53 | All/Uncategorized | login or register to post comments | email to a friend | read more | 212 reads | vote 2 votes