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- How do you amuse Britney Spears for hours?
- Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.

- What do you do when Britney throws a grenade at you?
- Pull the pin and throw it back.

- How did Britney die drinking milk?
- The cow fell on her.

Excited about his new project concept, a movie producer had called together several big name draws to kick some ideas around.
The project, an action drama about famous composers featured Stallone, Van Damme, and Schwartzenegger in leading roles.
The producers prepared to allow them to select what famous composers they would play.
"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him."
"Chopin has always been my favorite," said Van Damme, I'll play him."
The producers were pleased. "Sounds splendid. And who do you want to be, Arnold?"
"I'll be Bach."

The Lord of the Ring spoof - click on file attached...