A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?

Little Johnny replied, "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."

Little Johnny is sitting in the park on a bench and eating one chocolate bar after another. A man sitting opposite watched him fo awhile and says: "Eatin gso much chocolate is bad for you"

Johnny replies: "My Granopa lived to be one hunuder two"

"Did he also eat a lot of chocolate" asked the man?

"No", say Little Johnny, "he just minded his own business"

Little Johnny was in his 6th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...

Johnny was being very quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"