Smart brain Tokyo Japan let pretty nurses use there hand to make man have sperm.

Pretty nurses ready to help you here

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquidform, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable
for  use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour
himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink,
and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and
just a good old- fashioned 'st iff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,
there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

A professor is giving an introductory lecture to a new group of students on the finer points of autopsies.

Standing over the corpse he addresses the class - "There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First thing is that you must have no fear"

After he said that he shoves his finger up the corpse’s anus and licks it.

"Now you must do the same" he tells the class.

After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence the class does as instructed.

"Second thing you must have is an acute sense of observation, " - he continues - ”for example, how many of you noticed I put my middle finger up this mans anus but licked my index finger?"

Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes.
Patient: And how much will it cost?
Dentist: It's $90.00.
Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.

- Doctor, how much do I owe you for treating my ear problem?
- Twenty dollars
- How much did you say, seventy dollars?
- (speaking lauder) ...Two hundred!

- Doctor, woof, you’ve got to help me, woof, I think I’m a dog!
- How long has this been going on?
- Ever since I was a little puppy