Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Q: Why does it work?
A: "Does 3 come before E, between M and W, or at the end?"

Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
A: An Italian suppository.

Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
A: Alone.

Q: What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?
A: Marriage.

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone.

The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband, "Hi hun," he says "How do you like your new phone?"

She replies "I just love, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand though."

"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.

A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"That impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"

"No," she says, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so!" the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."

A man goes to a hospital for a brain transplant.

He asks the doctor how much brains cost, the doctor replies "Male brain is $100, female brain is $200, and blonde female brain is $1000"

The man asks why is the blond female brain so expensive?

The doctor replies "Well, that brain has never been used"

Q: What did the blonde say to a doctor when she was told she was pregnant?
A: "Is it mine?!!"

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow stepped on her.

Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
A: The back of her head.

Q: How many blondes does it take to milk a cow?
A: 21. One to hold the udders and 20 to lift a cow up and down, up and down...

A blonde is looking at herself in the mirror. She has two huge boobs and had a shirton that said "i wish these things were brains

There was a blonde and she was trying to figure out what time it is so she asked like thirty- diffrent people and finally she asked the man what time is it and he said it 4:20 and she asked why is it diffrent every time.(im confused)