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MilitaryHere the missing of missile, we alredy found itNow we know where we can find a missing missile, it's away with somebody motorbike. By oddly at 2010-07-03 11:00 | Funny images | Military | login or register to post comments | email to a friend | 86 reads | vote not rated
Aeroflot and the Scud MissileQ: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile? Yellow bloodSoldier: - Nurse, hey nurse, can blood be yellow? A Green BeretA sign on the wall of the American Army Green Beret headquarters: - If you kill for joy, you are a sadist. Military guidelines- Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous.
- Incoming fire has the right of way. - The easy way is always mined. - Don't look conspicuous - it draws fire. - Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo. - The enemy invariably attacks on one of two occasions: When you're ready for them. When you're not ready for them. - Teamwork is essential - it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at. - Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you. - The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire. Money backQ: What should Iraqis get for their air defence systems? |
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