Military

Here the missing of missile, we alredy found it

Here the missing of missile, we alredy found it

Now we know where we can find a missing missile, it's  away with somebody motorbike.

Aeroflot and the Scud Missile


Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile?
A: Aeroflot has killed more people.

Yellow blood


Soldier: - Nurse, hey nurse, can blood be yellow?
Nurse: - May be, brother.
Soldier: - Then I'm wounded...

A Green Beret


A sign on the wall of the American Army Green Beret headquarters:

- If you kill for joy, you are a sadist.
- If you kill for money, you are a mercenary.
- If you kill for all of the above reasons, you are a Green Beret."

Military guidelines


- Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous.
- Incoming fire has the right of way.
- The easy way is always mined.
- Don't look conspicuous - it draws fire.
- Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
- The enemy invariably attacks on one of two occasions: When you're ready for them. When you're not ready for them.
- Teamwork is essential - it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.
- Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you.
- The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

Money back


Q: What should Iraqis get for their air defence systems?
A: A refund....