Relashionship

I love you but not in the right place and right areas

I love you but not in the right place and right areas

Love it's very good sign for people like us but if Love in the wrong place wrong area that it's not nice at all here is the example Looking for love in the wrong place

When beautiful women drink too much


So what weird things happen after a beautiful woman drinks too much and passes out? You might be shocked, photos reveal the truth behinds claims of being violated

Dear friend.

I have photo to prove what you do last night after you drink too much

 

Man's heart


Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

How to impress a ...


Q: How to impress woman
A: Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine with her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, standby her, support her, go to the ends of the world for her...

Q: How to imprress a man
A: Show up naked ...with cold beer

Lottery


A guy rushes into the house one afternoon, all excited. He yells to his wife, "I just won the lottery - pack your bags!"
The wife is elated, and says, "Honey, that's fantastic! Where should I pack for, the beach, the mountains, maybe Europe?"
The husband replies, "I don't care, just pack 'em and get out!"