A bean farmer had a great crop this fall. He had so many beans, he needed to unload them somehow. With all the hoopla about the upcoming Super Bowl, he decided that would be a good venue to reach more people. With this in mind he went to the local TV station to speak with the advertising manager.

The farmer said, "I would like to purchase a minute or two during the Super Bowl to advertise my wonderful beans. I have such a great variety crop of beans of all kinds; pinto beans, lima beans, navy beans, red beans . . ."

The sales manager said, "Ok, Ok, I get the message. And what rate would you be willing to pay for prime advertising time?"

18 - You don't have to sneak your golf magazines into the house.

17 - If you are having trouble with golf, it's perfectly
acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve your
technique.

16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything about golf.

15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you golfing,
you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet when
you become famous.

14 - Your golf partner won't keep asking questions about other
partners you've golfed with

13 - It's perfectly respectable to golf with a total stranger.