Election humor

Who makes the final decision


"Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes
decide everything." - Joseph Stalin

The best thing for the country


One night, G.W. Bush was awakened by George Washington's ghost.
Bush saw him and asked, "George, what is the best thing I could do to
help the country, if I am elected President?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George.

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark
bedroom.

"Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country, if I am
elected President?" Bush asked.

"Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," advised Tom.

Florida election ballot

Florida election ballot

well, with upcoming elections here is some old election humor

President's brain


George W. Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan. The doctor said: "Mr. President, I have some news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side."

Bush was surprised - "Well, it is normal, isn't it? Doesn't everybody have two sides to their brain?"

The doctor replied - "That's correct, Mr. President. But your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isn't anything right, while on the right side there isn't anything left."

This land


"This land" - very, very funny shockwave cartoon featuring George W. Bush and John Kerry

http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/contentPlay/shockwave.jsp?id=this_land

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Mini me...

"Good to be in DC!" - new from jibjab.com


"Good to be in DC!" - very funny new shockwave cartoon featuring George W. Bush and John Kerry from jibjab.com

http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/contentPlay/shockwave.jsp?id=goodtobeindc_af

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Political Bohemian Rhapsody in Flash


hilarious elections flash - Bush, Kerry and everybody else

Political Bohemian Rhapsody

Revocation of Independence


MEMORANDUM
Home Office
Direct Communications Unit
7th Floor
50 Queen Anne?s Gate
London
SW1H 9AT

TO: The Citizens of the United States of America

RE: Revocation of your Independence

In the light of your failure to elect a proper President of the USA
and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation
of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen
Elizabeth II will resume monarchial duties over all states,
commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not
fancy. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP
for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a
world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America
without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will
be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to
determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a
British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with
immediate
effect:

Voting machine


Voting machine