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FinancialGo to Vegas!A successful stockbroker gets home from work one night and hears a voice. The voice tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house and your stocks and your Porsche and your Armani suits and your Hermes ties and your Brooks Brothers shoes, take your money, go to Vegas." The man is disturbed at what he hears and ignores the voice. The next day when he gets home from work, the same thing happens. The voice tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house and your stocks and your Porsche and your Armani suits and your Hermes ties and your Brooks Brothers shoes, take your money, go to Vegas." The Garbageman and the "Suit"A couple were walking down the street and came across a garbageman and a very well-dressed and dignified gentleman wearing a $2,000 pinstriped Italian business suit, a $150 silk necktie with matching pocket square and suspenders, a starched white shirt, monogrammed cufflinks, silver tiepin, a Rolex and highly polished black leather shoes. They were standing in front of a garbage truck and having an argument.
"Take those off, NOW!" said the garbageman angrily. The curious couple stopped to listen. "Look, I'm sure we can discuss this reasonably" said the gentleman nervously. Investors yachtsA visitor from out of town came to a tour in Manhattan. At the end of the tour they took him to the financial district. When they arrived to Battery Park the guide showed him some nice yachts anchoring there, and said: Stockbrokers and light bulbQ: How many stockbrokers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out). Broker and a treeHow do you get a broker down from a tree? Cut the rope. |
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