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Bill Gates in hell


Bill Gates dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him, "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever."

Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured.

He then takes him to a massive colosseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.

By Anonymous at 2005-09-04 19:46 | Geek jokes | login or register to post comments | email to a friend | read more | 356 reads | vote 17 votes

Girlfriend upgrade

Girlfriend upgrade
By Anonymous at 2005-09-04 19:45 | Funny images | Geek jokes | login or register to post comments | email to a friend | 406 reads | vote 4 votes

Girlfriend upgrade


Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other and they caused severe damage to my hardware.

By Anonymous at 2005-09-04 19:45 | Geek jokes | login or register to post comments | email to a friend | read more | 226 reads | vote 5 votes